After years and years of academic life, attending endless exams, I was able to make a classification of the student's profile cittieffino-NOT!
- The funny is the typical student who does not know a damn thing and it has to do a cabaret show rather than an exam! The dramatic
- / A is the one / and that occurs on the morning of the examination with his face downcast because the dead is a very close relative, the day before the exam and need to postpone the examination of a few days to have the opportunity to attend the funeral of the deceased!
- the pathetic / A is the one / and that during the examination, the first uncertainty begins to tell the last two years of his private life particularly devastating!
- Pregnancy is the one who comes the morning of the exam with a mock pillow (I assume) and a particularly strenuous walk. During the conversation, between a claim and the other is long sigh as if to give birth any minute, or worse Prof. spring to escape to the bathroom and pretend to throw up, then meet the next day at the bar in good form and without a thread of his belly! (E 'a shocking episode but unfortunately I have seen with my eyes to everything, and I also believe there is not a legend!)
- ATTASSATORE This is the one / and that is to attend the examination rather than opens and support you would hope that you will be sent! More ... While you're questioned and maybe minute or two reflecting on some very hard questions, hear his sweet voice of encouragement that says: "This shows not know shit!"
- THE CONTRACT him / and that always has to vote on any contract it has with the risk that if the prof is pissed the lower the rating by two points which fortunately happens very often in my school ... we are by Mica 'vu cumprà !
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