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Students NOT Cittieffini

After years and years of academic life, attending endless exams, I was able to make a classification of the student's profile cittieffino-NOT!

• The funny is the typical student who does not know a damn thing and it has to do a cabaret show rather than an exam! The dramatic
• / A is the one / and that occurs on the morning of the examination with his face downcast because the dead is a very close relative, the day before the exam and need to postpone the examination of a few days to have the opportunity to attend the funeral of the deceased!
• the pathetic / A is the one / and that during the examination, the first uncertainty begins to tell the last two years of his private life particularly devastating!
• Pregnancy is the one who comes the morning of the exam with a mock pillow (I assume) and a particularly strenuous walk. During the conversation, between a claim and the other is long sigh as if to give birth any minute, or worse Prof. spring to escape to the bathroom and pretend to throw up, then meet the next day at the bar in good form and without a thread of his belly! (E 'a shocking episode but unfortunately I have seen with my eyes to everything, and I also believe there is not a legend!)
• ATTASSATORE This is the one / and that is to attend the examination rather than opens and support you would hope that you will be sent! More ... While you're questioned and maybe minute or two reflecting on some very hard questions, hear his sweet voice of encouragement that says: "This shows not know shit!"
• THE CONTRACT him / and that always has to vote on any contract it has with the risk that if the prof is pissed the lower the rating by two points which fortunately happens very often in my school ... we are by Mica 'vu cumprà!

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E 'for some time that I wanted to tell me three episodes that have happened a few weeks ago, but lacked both the desire that the time ...

few weeks ago while I was in my pharmacy to perform 750 hours of endless training came a guy, tall, well dressed and lame ... He approached the counter:
"Please!"
"Good evening, I was looking for contraceptives"
"What do you like?"
"oral"
"Look, we need the recipe for those of the gynecologist, because the drug is selected based on the needs of the patient under close medical supervision, I'm sorry but I can help nn"
"No No doctor, no we understand each other ... I need contraceptives for oral sex! "

A few days later, a fat guy and a little shabby-looking, skipping the turn, he says:
"Listen, I wanted information ... It 's two days it hurts the cost, what can I do?" I try to
No laughing ... And I identify with trying to understand what it means to the guy with the ... long-term cost-minute silence ...
"But exactly where does it hurt?"
and shows me his back ... The third episode

nn strange happened at the pharmacy, but to the department of human physiology. Nn This time I was there, but the episode I was told by some colleagues, the source should be reliable, but the question remains ...
One morning during one of the last lectures of Prof. explained the physiology of male and female gametes.
"Sperm (pause 5 minutes) are male germ cells (5-minute break) are characterized by the presence of a head and a tail (10-minute break) the head is made up of nucleus and acrosome and is full of sugar required for the movement. "
A girl breaks the prof. curious:
"But if the sperm contains sugar because it has a sweet taste?"
"Miss you already should know, having reached the end of the course that the sweet taste receptors are located on the tip of the tongue nn in the throat! "
I stayed for a morning laugh in disbelief, but knowing my prof. I realize that anything is possible!